Christopher's Story

These are some very rough ideas for my story about Christopher.


Christopher is very good at games. He doesn't care if he wins or looses and that’s his secret. He just lets it happen and everything works in his favour.

Christopher mourns initiative.

Christopher thinks his voice should replace the woman’s voice on the tube saying “Please mind the gap”. His is so considerate, much more so than the lady.

When you go to sleep, Christopher sneaks into your room and takes very fine, very long rods and attaches them to the end of each of your eyebrows. He moves them up and down, up and down. This is to create pretty television snow in your dreams.

Christopher has an abnormal amount of chewing gum in his digestive tract. He was bullied at school and his is a terrible thing when you have a fondness for gum. This bully would often sneak up behind him and give him the most terrible fright and he would accidently swallow his gum, whole.

Christopher isn’t colour blind, but he pretends to be. Just because he can.